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Nov 08
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have a confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
— Tina Fey (accepting an Emmy in 2008) (via sagacious) (via twinklelights) (via ultrapearl) (via bugseatbooks) (via opendoor) (via faceirices)
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prq né…

prq né…

Nov 07
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(via adocica)

(via adocica)

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adocica // iaritcha // brazzlefrat // fuckyeahmcnatomy
Derek: If you want me to clear you so soon, maybe you should’ve thought about that before you gave chief to Burke and invited Satan to Seattle.Richard: Satan?Addison: Good morning. Richard, like the hat.Derek: Satan speaks.Addison: Actually I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil. But I will answer to Satan.

adocica // iaritcha // brazzlefrat // fuckyeahmcnatomy

Derek: If you want me to clear you so soon, maybe you should’ve thought about that before you gave chief to Burke and invited Satan to Seattle.
Richard: Satan?
Addison: Good morning. Richard, like the hat.
Derek: Satan speaks.
Addison: Actually I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil. But I will answer to Satan.

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Nov 06
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suicideblonde:

Narrator: I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.
Tyler Durden: Where’d you go, psycho boy?
Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.
kiki-miserychic:somuchbeautyindirt:aleatoire:

suicideblonde:

Narrator: I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

Tyler Durden: Where’d you go, psycho boy?

Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.

kiki-miserychic:somuchbeautyindirt:aleatoire:

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“There are so many great things to do with the human mouth. Why waste it on talking?”

“There are so many great things to do with the human mouth. Why waste it on talking?”

Nov 05
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suicideblonde:

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett at the 2006 post-Emmys Governor’s Ball

suicideblonde:

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett at the 2006 post-Emmys Governor’s Ball